Thursday, October 4, 2012

Being Flexible (in more ways than one)


Life has been changing fairly swiftly over the past days: thankfully we are no longer living at the pool- the pool that we weren’t allowed to swim in... the women kept   parler-ing about the chemicals in the water... dubious! To celebrate the end of our time at the Pacoussine, we bought a bottle of 4 euro rum and started getting on it. The initial plan was a night out in Cayenne, however, once it transpired that, No, there really AREN’T any taxis, the hitch-hiking option seemed a bit less appealing. Especially when, I doubt that many people would want to pick up a bunch of random foreigners wandering around the capital, heading for a random suburb at 4 in the morning. So Pacoussine Party it was. Ring of fire was involved, yet again, although sadly the VIKING has not yet made it to the states so the rules were obviously not quite as banterous. Somehow we managed to entertain ourselves until around 2, this did involve a cheeky Maroon 5 concert from one of the Brazilians (who knew they were big out there?), Sadly he didn’t know Payphone, une grande dommage -oui-jpridz? At 2, and it had to be 2 for some unknown reason, Lucy decided to plonge dans la piscine. Sans clothes. Ok, just underwear. There are some lovely photos flotting around somewhere :S Oh well, why fight it when you can be classic brits abroad? Even if we are, it seems, the ONLY Brits in this country at this time- tourism doesn’t seem to have quite reached these parts.
The next morning, Sunday, the gods of the swimming pool had decided that there would be no electricity and thus internet for us pauvre assistants. This meant we actually had to talk to each other... awkward! Obvs just kidding, everyone was pretty friendly although for some (ok, maybe more than some) Im kind of wandering if they knew what they were letting themselves in for in Guyane, or why they wanted to come here at all. As we keep being reminded, Oui c’est la france, but we are actually in South America – although it doesn’t ressemble any part of it I’ve ever seen....
Sunday was also moving out day, much though I loved living in the back room of a swimming pool and freezing at night due to some people being rather KEEN with the aircondicionado. We were all moving on, some with more appetizing prospects than others. Olivia, for example, is moving in with a family, and living there for free, with an ensuite, swimming pool and even a jetski thrown in for jokes!- on the condition that she teaches their daughter English. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me... Lucy, on the other hand, is also living for free although this seems to be some kind of back alley Couchsurfing deal, where she may have to disappear for the weekend when the real owner of the room comes back to hangout. I’m sure she’ll make friends in no time, her town is so small, apparently she’ll know everyone before she even gets there... practically.
Me, on the other hand, trekked alllll the way across this crazy country- or whatever you call it, which, by the way, is one straight road all the way (there’s not much inbetween), to my home for the year, St. Laurent Du Maroni. First impressions, were, not going to lie, not great. If one has a penchant for decrepit and deserted colonial shacks and the odd alcoholic wandering the streets, you would love it here. Basically it seems to be a bit of a mixture between nice suburbs populated by all the metropolites (people who come from France mainland), with serious looking gates and swimming pools for the residents anddddd.... the odd ghetto/ less nice suburb populated by the natives, or those coming from the islands or suriname. To make life a little bit more jokes, the language on the street is generally a creole called taki taki, tres ideale for my language development this year.
Me and Katy- the American assistant, also lovinglife2k12 here in St Laurent, have decided to live in the centre-ville, but this is all good, because we are one block away from all the prostitutes and at least a 2 minute walk away from the village chinois which seems to be a bit of a no-go-zone. When I say we decided to live here... basically I mean, I was staying at a teachers house Sunday/Monday night, in one of the nicer suburbs, when I got a phone call from Katy saying, I met a guy, he is moving out tomorrow, we can move in, pretend only one of us is living there and only pay 250 euro between us a month. Sounds perf.  250 is an absolute bargain here when people easily opay upwards of 500 a month for a studio- ridicule, je sais! And... mostly it is perf... it just needs a bit of decorating. The bed is currently a mattress on the floor with some wooden palettes underneath, but we are working on that. Today we acquired a table and two chairs to create the dining corner of our room, AND, piece de resistance, the iron bars on the windows are perfect to hang a hammock between. Theres a vaguely equipped kitchen as well- win!
Our new housemates did sort of look at us like... who are these crazy white girls moving into this place with just backpacks and a beach towel, BUT generally everyone keeps to themselves and we have had pas de problemes in our first two days. Also, either camouflage is back in fashion or, the guys work for the army. Nous ne sommes pas sur. Anyway, living with border control must surely be good for security, n’est pas? On the plus side, if my laptop gets stolen, I will probably be able to claim more on insurance than it is actually worth, another win. Lack of internet in this lovely house is a bit of sad times however. BUT I did find an internet cafe today which is 50cents an hour with a student card, AND apparently the supermarket has free WiFi, so I may have to head over there for a croissant and a cheeky skype a couple of times a week... The other option is to make some kind of deal with the people that live downstairs where, they give us their password, we pay them some money and everyone is happy :D Now we just need to find the Chinese lady at the pizza place to pay the rent too and we are good to go!
I haven’t even been to a school yet, although im not sure I even want to, given that when I tell people the school Im going to, the responses range from, good luck, to, you are going to regret this in the raining season, to, by bike? But you will die! Bueno, we shall have to see. Im beginning to think that the assistants in some cases are just a bit of a faff for the teachers to organise. At one of my schools, apparently most students don’t speak French as a first language, so I highly doubt the effectiveness of an English teacher there for between 2-4 hours/ week. But apparently this order for each school to have English tuition has come direct from the métropol, so it must be adhered to.
We have just about exhausted all the errand running that we need to do around here, although even that is almost impossible, given that everything is closed either between 12-2 or 2-4, or on special occasions 12-2 AND 2-4, so basically the town is like a ghost town unless its 7.30am, basically because it’s just TOO hot to do anything most of the day. The fruit and veg market which happens twice a week was nice this morning though! We are all stocked up until the next one on Saturday! ALSO, due to a lack of having anything to do, as both my teachers and katys don’t seem in any rush for us to start work, we have gone in search of activities to keep us entertained. So far, we have come up with, cinema one night (there is only one screen and thus one film a week...), swimming one night, capoeira one night- we called some guy named junior who is going to hook us up, AND, the success of the day, YOGA. We are going to be well bendy if we go twice a week. You pay 60 euro to be a member for the year and that includes 4 hours a week... a bargain I say! The location was really cool as well, in a school, but outside looking out into the forest and hearing the insects buzzing. Turns out the teacher lived in London for 7 years, so she can even swap to English if we get stuck, random! But all in all, it went well, and we even managed to croggy there. I fell the secret to success in Guyane is going to be keeping busy, keeping hydrated, and keeping the skin peeling to a minimum. I feel its time now for me to aller to my mattress on the floor for a good nights sleep. This will be uploaded the next time I visit my friend at the 50c place, or feel the urge for a pain au chocolat from the supermarché.
A tout de suite
Polly xxx

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